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tombliboos:

Everytime I say “I like this villain” people on Tungle dot com always believe that I excuse villainous actions and overlook misdeeds, that I romanticize the villain, that I deem the villain to be misunderstood, that I wish for the villain to be redeemed and eventually bone the hero…

…and they are right lmfao. There is literally nothing wrong in doing so, always remember to drink water and woobify your villains daily. ☝🏼

mariopowertennis:

foxvsxof:

foxvsxof:

metal thigh highs? check 

partial corset? check

suspenders emphasizing the dick? check

ready for action lets move out

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WHAT WAS THE THOUGHT PROCESS BEHIND THIS SUIT

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flurbejurbvondurp:

ass-tria:

lunastres:

barfyscorpion:

wildarcy:

i want to share with you some of my favourite graffiti from Pompeii

  • “Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!“ 
  • “Amplicatus, I know that Icarus is buggering you. Salvius wrote this.“ 
  • “We two dear men, friends forever, were here. If you want to know our names, they are Gaius and Aulus.“
  • “Floronius, privileged soldier of the 7th legion, was here. The women did not know of his presence. Only six women came to know, too few for such a stallion.“
  • “On April 19th, I made bread.“
  • “ I have buggered men.“
  • “If anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my girlfriend.“
  • “It took 640 paces to walk back and forth between here and there ten times.“
  • “Chie, I hope your hemorrhoids rub together so much that they hurt worse than when they every have before!“
  • “Epaphra is not good at ball games.”
  • “Two friends were here.  While they were, they had bad service in every way from a guy named Epaphroditus.  They threw him out and spent 105 and half sestertii most agreeably on whores.“
  • “Secundus likes to screw boys.“

I’ve always loved these. Humanity has never fucking changed.

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here’s the whole t hing for anyone interested

“Atimetus got me pregnant”

“If anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my girlfriend.“

Someone found the love of his life and I couldn’t be happier for this ancient dead man and his girl that I don’t know.

rock10zxa:

noelleian:

Y'all: We need to abolish toxic masculinity

Men: *start expressing their emotions and talking openly about their insecurities*

Y'all: Lmaooo masculinity so fragile

Y'all: friendship good

Men: *is friends*

Y'all: GAY

uncarnetmaisvirtuel:

terpsikeraunos:

latin-class-chronicles:

this is so sad alexa sing to me of arms and a man

are all the posts like this implying that alexa is the muse

And here came the 10th Muse, from Mount Olympus, Ἄλεξα, great singer of despair and memes,

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Drakenjosh

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